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What is white with long ears,
whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two white rabbits on roller-skates.
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Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
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What do
you get when you cross a rabbit with a comedian? A funny bunny. |
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What do you get when you cross a frog and
a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit." |
Johnny: Why did Gina go to Egypt? Angela: on account of she wanted to see the food pyramid. |
What
did Gina Lash say to the cinnamon swirl? "Pleased to eat you". |
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Why did the dog go to school? To learn his A-B-Fleas. |
How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short |
What is
the favourite place in the universe for a thirsty cat? The milky way. |
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What did the Martian say when he was hit
by lightning? Nothing. he was to shocked. |
Why are Martians green? They forgot to take their sick pills. |
Which
is the most musical planet in the solar system? Neptune. |
